CrapStory: A Nerd and A Mage SueAuthor: SoundzofSilence
Summary: A girl, stuck at home, dreams of visiting Krynn and her all time favorite person there. A kender appears in her room that night and Thereasa grabs the opportunity of a life time.
Chapter Length: eight
Possessions: “a small gray backpack, four bags of chips, a blue pixie stix, a can of Sprite, and seven packets of orange crackers and cheese. Toothbrush, toothpaste, a crossword puzzle book, two gel pens, a pencil, a pencil sharpener, an iPod, two books, and a water bottle with red food coloring.” And then Raistlin’s Autograph (He stole her pen.)
Origin: The real world!
Abilities: To match wits with Raistlin Majere.
Reason for the Crap Story: To destroy the Fourth wall.
Notes: Misspelling Handkerchief, necessary, and many other words, lack of Capitalization, and skills staring through iron bars.....
My Synopsis: Wow, starts off slower than molasses; damn sure! So there goes the fourth wall when Thereasa suddenly has a Kender in her room. After all, no elf or killer can sneak up on her! Anyways, he’s only a quarter Elf and Gnome, and Half Kender. The Kender, having a magical travel device, ends up in her room, and asks her to come with him. After a moment of panic, she agrees.
So the Sue travels with the Kender/Gnome/Elf, and they are in Raislin’s tower. She knows this is where evil mages live and has the Kender go create a diversion, after stealing the travel device. So she runs around and hides behind a couch, where Dalamar finds her. Well they get into fight, and she throws stuff in his direction, but he hits her with a spell anyways. Should have used a fireball first, Dalamar!
So some Kender shit happens, and now she and Raistlin are best buddies, and he borrows books from her, and she from him; and apparently our favourite golden mage is an author of sorts. So far this is completely pointless, with Sue there acting like she’s the center of attention. In all honesty, they are both to calm for this, and Raistlin would never have let her roam free of the dungeons. He also wouldn’t go with her, wherever she was going, unless he knew what was going on. He certainly wouldn’t be attracted to her because she can insult him like a Kender, and all things rot in his vision.